• attention-whoring
• altfic
• aspro
• away day
• automatic
• AC-DC
• algo
• all that kind of crap
• ay-up
• all your ~ are belong to us

• balls-out crazy
• boy scout
• bell
• balls-out
• brain-dead
• big bazookas
• bottom-feeding
• barnstorming
• bottle
• big room

• chill
• city chick
• coker
• crackberry
• caper
• coop
• capper
• catching flies
• creeper
• chick

• drag party
• doby
• dinkey
• damn thing
• duck
• dog-and-pony show
• drown in data
• domino
• dum-dum
• dimbo

• egghead
• ensmallen
• elegant clipper
• earth to
• Engrish
• equipment
• Ecstasy Tuesday
• ex-beau
• eye broccoli
• eat the ball

• flower of chivalry
• f/f slash
• fam
• flexed out of shape
• fogle
• foiable
• fill in
• FUDA
• find a floor to crash on
• fast woman

• geekhood
• gouge
• get cooking well
• goldbug
• gaga
• get one's gage up
• green girl
• give someone the bounce
• good egg
• GQ

• helium head
• high femme
• hoe
• habdabs
• hold
• hen's teeth
• half-cut
• have it out
• huggle
• hose down

• instant karma
• iron hoof
• in the weeds
• into the suds
• insufferable jerk
• ice
• if that's more your speed
• in the suds
• irrits
• idiot box

• jangled
• jewel
• jive
• jake flake
• juice can
• jake
• jam
• joint
• jailbreak
• jones

• knothead
• knock off
• kludgy
• knock the shit out of
• killer tool
• kite flyer
• kick seven shades of stuffing out of
• knock someone block off
• k-lined
• knock the bejabbers out of

• load of tripe
• little black book
• lay cable
• lulz
• loseritis
• little madam
• ladybird
• loopy
• loony bin
• like it ain't no thang

• mega
• montezuma's revenge
• money shot
• man-eater
• moby
• muscle Mary
• moniker
• mug-shoot
• milk wagon
• make someone totally nuts

• not worth a rap
• nuffing
• nag
• not worth a button
• not worth a cent
• not diddly
• not do crap
• newsey
• noodle
• not worth a continental

• on the cuff
• one-itis
• old maid
• old buzzard
• oddly-monikered
• Oreo cookie
• orthopod
• on the rag
• out of one's skull
• omigod

• put out
• picker-upper
• person with a beer belly
• pig-ignorant
• piff
• play merry-hell
• perk up
• poof
• pin
• pickup

• queer-bashing
• quant
• quince
• quick
• quelch
• queer
• quick grand
• quean
• queen
• queeny

• real circus
• ratchet
• rough-up
• ride the cotton pony
• roll a blunt
• rumor mill has it that
• released from a __-year stretch
• ring off the hook
• road gang
• recco

• sloshed
• suck-hole
• scrounge for funds
• smexy
• schvartze
• slam
• sod around
• speed-addicted
• snuff film
• skell

• tackle
• turkey
• tutti-frutti
• table-ender
• turn life's lemons into lemonade
• teed-off
• top-heavy
• trannie
• tombstone
• touch

• under house
• uber-sense
• utter bilge
• unresolved sexual tension
• uke
• use one's bean
• uber-leet
• underboob
• uppy
• unspool

• vom
• virgin
• vato
• vanilla sex
• veggy salad
• vig
• vinyl rip
• voip
• vegetable
• varnished

• water-cooler talk
• well-endowed
• whole lotta
• workingwoman
• war club
• word hole
• wash
• wazz
• wine o'clock
• wet town

• xillion
• xillions of

• yap
• yellowbelly
• yarf
• yesterday
• yak
• yay
• yummy
• y'ain't
• yellow silk
• yoo-ee

• zom-com
• zebra
• za
• zipperhead
• zonk
• zomboid
• zoftig
• zip up
• zit
• zip

• 'ee
• 'rent
• __-year stretch
• 180 OUT
• 0wnz
• -fu
• /me
• 'zine
• 'elo
• __ weeks preggers
• __ weeks prego
• -itis
• __ weeks preggo